Suck on This
by David Hearne

"The kiss lasted six seconds. Then she pulled back and their eyes opened. Her face hovered before him. She wasn't smiling. She looked hesitant, unable to decide which way to go. 

'Watson never did that,' Mulder said in a faint voice. 

'Well, that's a matter of some conjecture. But I'm not Watson. You know what else I'm not?' 

Mulder shook his head. 

She remained close for another three seconds before she stood up straight and said, 'A woman who kisses men with cigarette breath.'"

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