by Wombat

"Skinner frowned. 'Mulder, I'll get straight to the point. We had sex fifteen times yesterday. Doesn't that seem a little unusual to you?'

Mulder looked sheepish. 'Sorry about that, sir, but I had Krycek, Dale Cooper and the Highlander boys to deal with as well. I'll try to make up for it today.'

'That's not what I meant, Mulder,' Skinner growled. 'It can't be normal for two people to have this much sex. We can't seem to keep our hands off each other. Do you know how much time I spent on actual work yesterday? Twenty minutes. I'm not getting anything done, Agent Mulder. And besides, all this discipline is giving me RSI.'"

Click image to read